可以逗你开心的搞笑句子
微笑不仅可以传递友善，表达喜悦，
也可以促进人的健康：
1、笑能令白血球增加，增强免疫力。
2、笑能使血液循环更好，心脏更强。
3、微笑让你看起来有魅力。
4、笑能赶走压力。
5、笑是最没副作用的止痛剂。
6、每天大笑10分钟，可消耗50卡路里，帮助减肥。
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朋友圈的搞笑句子
“以前养了只狗，他渐渐老去的时候，看着他的双眼，满是不舍和悲哀。他去世的那一天，我哭了整整一晚上。现在我养了只王八，等我死的时候他还活着，我要把悲伤留给王八。”
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"I used to keep a dog, but as he grew older, looking into his eyes was full of reluctance and sadness. On the day he passed away, I cried all night. Now I have a bastard, and when I die, he is still alive. I will leave my sadness to the bastard."
“渐渐的我明白了一个道理，往往是那些不起眼的小餐馆，才能吃到真正的美味。而那些装修华丽，烹饪精致，服务周到的酒店，我是吃不起的。”
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"Gradually, I realized a truth that it is often those inconspicuous small restaurants that can truly enjoy delicious food. And I can't afford hotels with fancy decorations, exquisite cooking, and attentive service."
“在过去，只要感情真，年龄不是问题。而现在，只要感情真，性别不是问题。”
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"In the past, as long as emotions were genuine, age was not a problem. Now, as long as emotions are genuine, gender is not a problem."
“我尝试做一个有趣的人，后来跑偏了成了一个逗比。”
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"I tried to be an interesting person, but later got off track and became a joke."
“每天冒个泡，让喜欢我的人开心一整天，让讨厌我的人心情糟糕一整天，哈哈哈！”
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"Take a bubble every day, make people who like me happy all day, and make people who hate me feel bad all day, ha ha!"
“别生气，听我狡辩，我给你编。”
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"Don't be angry, listen to my sophistry, I'll make it up for you."
“养的最成熟的多肉，就是自己。”
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"The most mature and succulent one is oneself."
“睡前原谅一切，醒后重计前嫌。”
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"Forgive everything before going to bed, and remember past grievances after waking up."
“与其嘘寒问暖，不如来笔巨款。”
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"Instead of seeking warmth and comfort, it's better to make a huge sum of money."